Monday, August 27, 2007

Germany Part IV: Berlin

August 15: We eat breakfast with the usual stares from the rest of the guests, then pack up and get on the road for Berlin. I'm excited to get to a city again. I'm feeling like I'm having withdrawal from the city buzz and availability of foods other than spaetzle and schnitzel.

It was hot again on our drive, and long. 6 hours. It was interesting to see the fields and fields of hops by the side of the road. I have never seen them before, and there were lots and lots of them. Yummy beer...




We arrive in Berlin, or at least in Charlottenburg, which is Northwest of the city centre. It's definitely a swanky part of town, and our Hotel-Pension Dittberner is nestled between fancy shops like Sonia Rykiel and nice little restaurants with sidewalk seating. The grand buildings remind me of Paris steets. The Hotel-Pension Dittberner was a beautiful little place in an old building with an elevator you needed a key for and a marble-filled lobby. It reminded me of 1920's Berlin, or what I imagine it looked like, anyway.







We shower, unpack, and head out for a beer at a great bar with 50 beers or something ridiculous. Did I say I loved Germany already? We enjoy watching the people walk by and playing one of my favorite games, Tourist or Local. After our beer, it's time for dinner at a place called Julep's, an American-type joint where we have burgers and fries. Yeah! Then we head to Diener, an old-style place that really did feel like 1920's, but we could really tell we were no longer in Southern Germany--the friendliness was absent, at least in this place. Packed with locals, we really felt like we didn't fit in. Or at least I felt that way. The air was humid and thick when we came out of the bar, and we were ready for bed. So off we went.


The elevator...
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The next day, we wake up refreshed and ready for breakfast, which is in a beautiful room packed with more staring Germans saying "morgen" when I just want a coffee. The German breakfast goes as follows: self-serve muësli, fruit salad, yogurt, and juice; an attendee brings you coffee/tea, buns, and a plate of cheese and meat, and an egg if you want it. Hearty, which is nice, but I really just wanted some toast. I think, more than toast, I was yearning, at this point, for familiarity. When you travel for a while, and stay away from what you know, you start to crave feeling comfortable, feeling safe. I wish I could say that traveling continues to be exciting, day after day. The truth is, it is exciting, but alternating with periods of fear and insecurity. Which is why we do it, right?

After breakfast, off to roam around Berlin. We hit the Brandenburger Tor first, just to check it off the list. An icon of the city and of reunification. Right next to a big ol' Starbucks. ha ha. Which, of COURSE, we had to visit for a real, strong, coffee. Man, talk about good people watching. Shoot.




After the Tor and our caffeine jolt, it was to the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden Europas, or the Monument for the murdered Jews of Europe. This monument had 2711 concrete blocks, each with their own foundation, tilting in different ways and at different heights. It's very somber and a tad creepy, and definitely makes an impact.







After taking a look at what was left of the Wall, it's time to head to the Museum of German History, which just reopened. Usually, I can only handle a couple of hours in a museum before my fragile brain is full to the brim, but I was able to hang in for aver 4 hours at this place, it was so fascinating. It spanned German history from the time of the Romans through WWI, WWII, and the Cold War to the present day. Xander and I both really enjoyed learning about periods in German history we didn't know much about--he really liked the part between WWI and WWII, the Weimar Republic. It was very interesting to see the conditions after WWI which allowed WWII and Hitler to happen. And scary. I was fascinated by the propaganda that was used, both by the Allies and Germany, and in both big wars. I am amazed at the psychological manipulation that was executed, and how it worked. Would that work now? Did it work when we went into Iraq after 9/11? It seems like it did. One looks at those posters from the 1940's and thinks that consumers are so much savvier now, and we won't fall for the government's propoganda. But we did, didn't we?

Off to look at some shops in Mitte, where the hipsters hang out. Another observation: hipsters are the same around the world. You could plop one from Mitte, Berlin in the Lower East Side, New York and noone would be the wiser. The neighborhoods they hang in are just as self-important everywhere, too...maybe I don't have the patience for it now that I'm older, and I really don't care to keep up anymore. The shops there tired me, though they were "cool", whatever that means.

It was time for Xander to be initiated into the sushi lovers' club. I mean, the guy eats raw herring by holding the tail and dropping it, covered in raw onions, into his mouth. He'll certainly like a spicy tuna roll. And he did, and he liked the sake very much as well. A very cute little place. We head back to Charlottenburg on the Metro for one more drink. The metro, incidentally, is dirtier than New York but not as crappy as Milan. And the people are more mixed, even, than I think New York is. Or maybe I'm just used to the mix in New York, and not in Berlin. I always find subways necessary if you want to really get a city. At the bar, I bite Xander's head off for saying something about women not having it any harder after/during WWI/WWII than men. Clearly, the Manhattan woman is still there in me, and she's tired, or she wouldn't have been nasty to her sweet, unsuspecting boyfriend who doesn't mean any harm. And it's time for bed.

The next day, we both feel general malaise. I'm being a pain in the ass, and Xander is tired (partially of me, I'm sure) and very quiet. We shop for a bit, first stop KaDeWe, which claims to be the largest store on the continent. A strange name, which is an abbreviation of Kaufhas Des Westens, "The Department Store of the West". X and I split up, so we can have some alone time, and I do my best shopping this way anyway. I immediately succumb to a Miss Sixty jacket for €220 that I could probably buy for $220 in NYC, but whatever. I can't think about that anymore. Anyway, it's cute. And I need a new jacket. So there.

And X and I meet back up and we're still fed up, and have lunch. Then I sort of coerce him into coming to the Bauhaus Archiv. Well, not coerce, but he didn't really want to go to a museum...but I told him this was a design museum, and we wouldn't be able to see it anywhere else in the world. So we go, and it's super-duper interesting. I mean, if you like Bauhaus or not, it's an interesting concept. I can't really put it in a nutshell here, but look to the tubular chairs of Marcel Breuer, known as the "Wassily Chair" for a well-known example of the furniture produced by the Bauhaus. And, of course, one can't forget Mies van der Rohe, the final director of the Bauhaus school. So we enjoyed this and headed for a drink to celebrate and do some people watching. We needed a snack, though, and stopped by the Kaiser-Wilhelm Memorial Church where all the street vendors were for some of the famous Berliner snack, currywurst.




Which is essentially sausage with curry sauce. And Xander brought two servings back to our seat on a bench under a tree: "with skin" and "without skin". Which put me off of any wurst, skin or not, for though one knows that sausage is made of quite unsavory ingredients, it is one of the many things one forgets about because one enjoys it so much--much like one forgets how much the rest of the world pays for apartment rent because one enjoys New York City so much. But I ate it. Success.

And then for a drink at a very Parisian cafe, with all of the tables and woven seats facing out. We played, of course, Tourist or Local, and also, spot the Italian tourist. Which was fun. Then back to the hotel to change and relax a bit, and watch CNN and compare the US mine disaster to the Chinese one. Which was revealing.

Then to dinner at an Italian restaurant in our neighborhood, which was exceedingly enjoyable. Wine, delicious food, lots of it, dessert, liqueur, cappucino. Yum. I realize that long, indulgent dinners are missed in my life right now, and this hits the spot, big-time. Ah, New York. I love you. it's the kind of Italian restaurant where the waiters are Italian and yell their orders across the restaurant. And they are friendly. And they bought us a drink at the end of our meal! Hurrah. A great end to our visit in Germany. And the next day, we rise, eat breakfast (you know what that comprises) and pack and check out.

I doze off at some point on the drive home, and wake up in Holland. I can tell immediately by the roads--they are somehow more spacious and the drivers are slower. Not as many big German cars, more small Skodas and Seats, etc (although Xander would argue the Seat is really German as it is made by Volkswagen, but you know what I mean). But more than that, I feel the difference. It's interesting how initially when I arrived in Europe this summer, I would never imagine that I could have noticed the difference between a Dutch road and a German one, but I have become aware of the beat, the rhythm, the personality of Holland. And it felt good to be back--even better to walk into Xander's apartment. Isn't it interesting how coming home is the best part of a holiday? And the benefits of a holiday usually come later, when you synthesize your experiences into your life, allowing them to enrich your life and widen your horizons. I'm still soaking up and processing Germany. I loved it, and will continue to. Thank you, Germany.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Germany Part III: The Bavarian Alps

August 11th: We check out of the hut and the campsite. Everything is very dirty by this time, muddy, wet. I am ready to stay in a Gäst-Haus. I'm not a hippie, North Face hiking pants or not.

We drive past what I assume are many beautiful views of the Alps and the Bodensee but cannot see because it is still bloody raining and murky.


The Bodensee
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It clears occasionally so we get glimpses, but the cover still remains. We get to Garmisch-Partenkirchen at about 5:30 PM, in the very south of Germany, south of Munich by about an hour and a half. G-P is well-known because it is at the base of the highest mountain in the German Alps, the Zugspitze, and you might have heard of it because it hosted the fourth winter Olympics in 1936.

We check into Gäst-Haus Hamburg, which is very "cute", which Xander has told me Southern Germany is. And very Christian, too. For some reason, I feel a general sense of unease about all this cuteness. Perhaps because I'm a New Yorker. Cute is like a swear word there.




So we go to dinner and I order a big dark ("dunkel") beer, and Xander orders a glass of red wine, and as usual, they think the beer is his and the wine mine. The trout that I ordered shows up with a head and tail, and combined with the Christianity, the really tanned people all around, and the perfection of Garmisch, I cry. The head and tail are the icing on the cake. All of a sudden I feel really really far from home. Where the hell is this place? The mountains feel imposing, the weather ghastly, and food weird. I long for restaurants where fish comes out in little pieces, wrapped in seaweed and rice for dipping in soy sauce and wasabi--like it's supposed to be served.

After my breakdown, we decide to grab a deck of cards and a six pack of Warsteiner and go back to our little room to adjust to Bavaria. This adjustment is hampered by "Schlager" "music" on the TV--very happy lyrics sung by very happy people in those outfits worn on the Sound of Music or National Lampoon's European Vacation. Playing accordions and guitars and smiling a lot. And the sun is shining, which is my first indication it's all a farce.

And then the deck of cards has 36 cards in it! What the hell? Must be for some jacked-up (or queened-up, ha ha) local card game. We play a game of war, the only game I can think of which doesn't require us to have cards under 6. Xander wins, with a lot of shit-talking. He would do well in our Uno games in Central Park.

To top off the evening, we read a bit from the Bible (yes, it's in English and German) and head to bed.

The next day, my heel is still hurting from the day in the Black Forest, and we decide to put off a hike in the Alps for a day and head to Obersalzburg to check out the Eagle's Nest, or Kehlsteinhaus. This is Hitler's "tea house", sort of his Camp David, where he met with foreign dignitaries and his people to do the real business. It is perched on the top of the Kehlstein, a 1834 m-high mountain in the Alps. At the bottom of the Kehlsteinstrasse leading to the Eagle's Nest is Dokumentation Obersalzberg, a permanent exhibition which details the government of the Nazis, which was very, very scary, and there is an old Nazi-era Bunker underneath you can visit, which was scary and also creepy and cold.


Looking off of the summit
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It was sunny for a bit but then the clouds descended on the mountain, which made for some very scary precipices. Xander, being a daredevil, loved to climb around on the rocks with blatant disregard that we were really really high up and I chose to instead freak out and refuse to go near the edge.


Climbing
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Tourists here were almost as bad as at Burg Eltz. Or maybe worse. Though I will say that in the elevator up to the Eagle's Nest, which was very large, there were some loud Americans yelling across to other loud Americans (okay, perhaps "loud" is redundant, but I am using it for emphasis) about where they were staying and it actually warmed my heart to hear that familiar accent. Obnoxious or not, they're damn friendly.

We visit the Dokumentation next, which we should have done first, for we run out of time as it closes and there is so much to see. They have a huge amount of Nazi information, and like I said, it is creepy to see how they manipulated people. The propoganda alone. Crazy.

We get in the car to go home and Xander does a small psychoanalysis of Sarah and why she freaked out on the mountain/last night in the restaurant. Basically, I'm in a lot of new situations, continually, and when I'm faced with one I really don't know, I break down. I suppose it's easy to see from the outside. Also, perhaps the mountains freak me out. They are very pointy.

Sadly, we go to Pizza Hut in Garmisch to pick up some pizzas for dinner. I was craving it big-time since I saw it the night before. I asked them if they had pizza with trout heads but they didn't. It was a disappointment, but we ordered the Tex-Mex pizza (I'm serious) instead. The slogan for this joint was "Welcome to Pizza the American Way". !

Breakfast in the Gäst-Haus, which we always do. I never really like staying in these places, like Bed and Breakfasts, because everyone assumes because the place doesn't have a lobby bar that you have to speak to one another. "Morgen" "morgen" "morgen". Blah blah. I don't want to be spoken to until I've had minimum two cups of coffee, and I don't want to be looked at funny by the family in the corner who look like they've come to do zero hiking. Which makes me wonder why anyone comes to G-P if they don't want to hike. Then Xander points out that there are cable cars. Which I will address later.

I get brave and decide, hurt heel or not, we're in the damn Alps and we are going to hike. And we took out my insoles which helps. So we head off to Mittenwald, a little town about 20 minutes down the road, for a little gentle hike. We originally tried to stay in Mittenwald, but it was all booked. It was very cute, and I liked it better than G-P, not as snotty, a little more catering to tourists. More options, generally. But no Pizza Hut.

We are walking from our car to start the walk, looking all official in our North Face gear, backpacks, camelbaks, and Xander's various navigation devices including but not limitied to a fancy hiking map which, though obviously extremely necessary for hiking in the freaking mountins, is admittedly scary-looking to surburbanites in SUV's. Speaking of SUV's, a KIA one pulls up next to us and the window rolls down while we are walking. The very tanned, made-up blonde in the passenger seat holds up a very touristy map (you know, more advertising) of a gorge about 30 KM to the south of Mittenwald and says to us with a heavy Italian accent "we want to go here. where are we now". And looks at us pleadingly. We both spring into action, me pointing at the tourist map (okay, way off the map) and saying we are there, and Xander pointing at HIS scary map and saying we are here, and me explaining that they need to go BACK to the tourist office to get more information, and not looking at Xander because I will laugh. Exasperated, they pull away from us, and Xander and I laugh for a good 10 minutes. So much wrong with that whole incident, but we will find out that Italians are the most amusing tourists we will run into. Which is refreshing for me, having come from the most maligned country in terms of obnoxiousness. Sorry to any Italians reading this. I mean no offense.

The walk we planned ended up being pretty easy, and the weather cleared up and it was a beautiful day.


The Ferchensee
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As we sat and had lunch, we decided to go up to the Grünkopf, a 1600 m/1 mile peak.




The map made it look much more benign than it really was, and thus I wanted to kill myself, the mapmaker, or Xander several to many times before we reached the very elusive peak. Once we arrived there, though, I was very happy and sweaty and proud of us.







We head back down as quickly as possible, which is also not easy because walking down proves to be painful like going up, but mainly for the knees and not as much for the psyche and mental well-being. Once in Mittenwald, we find the nearest beer garden and devour our chewy rump steak and fries with beer. Oh, and of course Xander finishes off every meal with a coffee and a schnapps, this one being a particularly potent Blutwurz, with 50% alcohol content. Seriously! The existence of Jägermeister now makes so much more sense to me.




And then home in the car, but not before being suspected of being muggers by some locals.




With success warm in our hearts from the day before, we arise on our last day in Garmisch to dreams of climbing another, HIGHER mountain. What I was thinking, I don't know. The ego taking over, I'm sure. Freud?

This time, the peak, appropriately called The Wank, is 1780 meters high. There are cable cars going up the mountain for those families like the one at our Gäst-Haus who don't want to actually climb, but we decide to walk up and take the cable cars down. Stupid.

The walk was hot. Now, it's not raining, but instead you feel light-headed from the heat as you climb, climb, climb.




This, my friends, is super "Sound of Music" land. I was humming the songs all the way up the mountain. I now have to watch that one again, and I think so many things will make so much more sense to me. As we climb, we cross the cable car lines from underneath several times, and it gives us delight to belittle these spineless, drive-less people, taking the easy way up the mountain as we sweat buckets and curse all the way up.


Getting there...
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And, as we begin to near the peak, we also begin to see clean, dry, happy families headed DOWN the mountain after taking the Wankbahn up. They say "Grüss Gott" (literally, "greet God", the way the southern Germans say "hello!". we will dissect the psychology behind that one later) with bounce and sunshine, and we mutter "Grüss Gott" back, not wanting to lose too much of our precious energy in the effort. Also, we want them to know what wusses they are.

Here is something I would have liked to have: those hiking sticks. I think that they would have been nice to have, but Xander and I decided they were for wusses.

Well, surprisingly quickly, and with less profanity than the day before, we make it to the peak. I think it was motivating to see the other wusses and bask in our bravado in climbing up. And, I admit: fun. There, I've said it. I may enjoy a good glass of Malbec and a nice arugula salad after a day of pedicures and shopping in Nolita, but I will say that proving to myself that I can (insert Sound of Music music here) Climb Every Mountain (okay, maybe not every one) was a very valuable experience.




We hang out on the peak for a while, having coffee and eating our gourmet lunch of noodles. There was, of course, an extremely overpriced restaurant at the peak to exploit the tourists, but a. we did not want to mix with the wusses b. it was like we didn't want to enter back into reality--we wanted to feel the accomplishment and the bond that we created between each other and the mountain for a little bit longer. It's hard to explain if you haven't done it, or maybe it's obvious, and since this is my first experience hiking, I'm still in awe.





Contemplation
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Coffee and satisfaction
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After enjoying the mountain for a bit longer, and hearing the bells of the cows tinkle as they graze on the grass, we jump on a cable car and head down the mountain, after Xander asks me "are you sure you don't want to walk down?" to which I laugh and drag him onto the car. As we head down, we look at the trail we climbed, and it doesn't even connect in my mind to the experience we just had. Anytime you look at anything from afar, it's just not the same as being there and experiencing it.




After our cable car ride, we have a beer at a little place in Partenkirchen, which is joined to Garmisch--previously separate towns until the 1936 Olympics, they are now joined and appear seamless. We were staying on the Garmisch side, which was a bit ritzier than the Partenkirchen side, Pizza Hut and McDonald's francises notwithstanding.


Enjoying a beer
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So we are sitting and having a beer (ok, I'm having a beer and X is having a coffee) and we have another Italian tourist incident. We are sitting outside and the Italian woman comes from nowhere, on her cell phone and with a cigarette in her hand. She uses the cigarette to point at a couple of German guys sitting a couple of tables away (no greeting beforehand): "where is the McDonald's?". In that accent. And the German guys, uncharacteristically sarcastic, as the Germans are friendly and helpful, say back: "it closed, the food was terrible and no one ate there". The Italian woman doesn't blink an eye and just stands there, on her phone still. Xander feels badly for the woman and says: "it is in Garmisch." She says back: "what is this place", pointing with her cigarette again, but this time at the ground of "this place". Xander replies: "Partenkirchen. Garmisch and Partenkirchen are connected." (being very nice...I however cannot turn and look at the woman, who is behind me, for fear of losing it. This whole exchange is very, very amusing) She says: "how many kilometers are we from Garmisch". Xander says: "two at the most, maybe one". She is now done with Xander and turns back to her cell phone, telling the person she is obviously supposed to meet: "something in Italian, baci, baci" and then kissing noises, turns around and leaves. We all just kind of look at one another, in awe.

Ah, the Italians.

It starts raining, hard, and tired of looking at kitschy German souvenir shops which include of course beer steins and painted plates, but also many Christian items, we head to Gäst-Haus Hamburg to watch My Super Sweet 16 on MTV. Then we head back out after the rain has stopped for our last hearty Southern German meal, including but not limited to: Spaetzle, Strudel, lots of pork, wurst, and schnitzel. Delicious, and perfect after our big climb up the Wank.

Off to bed!

Germany Part II: The Black Forest

August 7th: We drive, in the rain, south to Freiburg im Breisgau, "capital" of the Black Forest. We had booked a caravan to stay in at the Hirzberg campsite so that we were semi-camping: cheap but we didn't have to sleep on the ground.

When we arrived, they had to switch us to a "little house" because our caravan was occupied by the family of a sick little boy. The folks at the desk seemed to think this was a good deal for us, so I was excited to see our house! It turned out to be adorable and cosy! The only drawback, of course, was that we had a 5 minute walk to the communal bathrooms, but hell, for €26 a night, who could complain?!







Dinner in Freiburg, which turned out to be an adorable university town. We ate at the Ganter Brauhaus, a hearty Southern German meal with delicious dark beer--topped off by Black Forest Gateau. Satiated, we walked back to our cute little hut and snuggled in for the night.

The next day, we woke up very late (11:20!) and thus opted for a shorter walk into the Black Forest, despite the rain. We had obviously missed breakfast at our campsite, so we wandered into a random local bar before we headed up into the forest. The bar looked like it had been there for 60 years, and the owner bartending for that long, too. We ordered a simple meal with coffee--i had black forest bacon which came with bread on a wooden platter and a large, sharp knife stuck upright in the wood. The owner/bartender showed me how to slice it correctly (into little pieces) and drop it into my mouth. I proceeded in this manner for a bit, then decided to eat larger pieces with the bread. Immediately, I was reprimanded (in German) by the owner! He told me! After lunch (eaten correctly thereafter) the owner was disappointed that I didn't eat it all. He asked if there was anything wrong? When I said no, that I was full (with gestures only--language barrier), he suggested we take it with us, so of course we wrapped up the remaining bacon and bread in a bar napkin and in my backpack it went!! Not like NYC, where leaving 3/4 of your meal is worn like a badge of honor--look at me, I'm skinny and rich and don't need your food!

I come out of the bathroom at the bar and the adorable owner gives me little snack packets of Haribo gummy bears! How cute.

Went on our walk in the Forest. It was so beautiful in there--you could really see how all of those fairy tales from the Brothers Grimm came out of this place. In the middle of our walk we stopped in a restaurant for a coffee where a busload of grannies and grandpas had been dropped off for a late lunch. It was a friendly, cosy place--just what we needed to warm us from the cold, wet forest.




That evening, more hearty food and beer at Martin's Brau (yes, very excited by this) in Freiburg. I was all flushed from the cold air and exertion and Xander a bit dopey and tired and full. A great feeling to have--full and exhausted from a good day of activity. Home to bed.

The next day we actually wake up at a normal hour and have breakfast at the campsite. We sit at the chairs near the reception area and watch the hippies and the hippie kids walk by.


Our campsite in Freiburg
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It's interesting that we separate ourselves from them--aren't we slightly hippie too for staying at this place, walking from our hut to the bathroom with our toilet paper in hand? Maybe not, since we hike with North Face gear on?

Still raining. Hard. But we decide to be troopers and head off for our longer, 15 KM walk to Sint Peter, a little "typical Black Forest" town.




Again, a beautiful walk through the rain, where we came upon a little wood where they were letting the trees fall and leaving them there to study the forest and its behavior. It was surreal and quietly beautiful.




At the end, all of a sudden we were out of the forest. It was really sort of dreamlike in the clouds as we walked out of the trees.




As the clouds lifted, the town was reavealed to us.


A clearing
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The clouds lift
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It was so quiet, and as we came to the town, we ran into a herd of goats who followed us, their little bells tinkling, and a sweet little beagle, happy to see us and walk with us a while. It all seemed like another reality somehow.

We jumped on the bus in Sint Peter, exhausted and ready for a good meal. Then to the train to get back to Freiburg, and from there it was a good walk even to our campsite. After I cursed the map, the girl at the front desk of our campsite who said the walk was "nice", the Forest, the rain, and Xander, we arrived home, showered, and hit yet another brewery in Freiburg for dinner and beer.


Freiburg im Breisgau
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At which point I appreciated the hike--but not so much the skinny German student waitress who was flirting with my boyfriend as I sat there stupid and only able to say "danke". Danke, indeed, for flirting with my man, sister. I may look nice, but don't push me.

As soon as our heads hit the pillow that night we were out cold.

The next day, Xander has chosen a walk for crazy people who punish themselves for bad deeds. I don't agree that we are crazy nor have committed bad deeds, however it seems that we are taking this walk with very, very steep inclines at the beginning. I actually cry it is so painful. But then Xander tells me to suck it up, which I do. And then feel very embarrassed that I cried, just like a chick. Because shortly thereafter, we rise out of the trees to see Freiburg below, and it's actually (brace yourself) NOT RAINING. So we can see stuff! This we enjoy.


Freiburg from the forest
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Up higher, even
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And then it starts raining again and it's all downhill from there. Literally, because we take a wrong turn which leads us downhill, far downhill, and we are enjoying ourselves going downhill of course, but then we stop and realize we are off course. And go even farther off course as we try to correct ourselves, and then my heel is very painful, and we think it is my boot rubbing on the bone, and Xander says we should go back, and I tell him that he is smoking crack and I am not walking all the way back up. And so we go down, defeated, to a small town we find. We have some soup at a litte Gäst-Haus where there is a woman dressed like Heidi and I can hardly contain myself. Still raining, and we take the bus home. Sad, but also having learned the third lesson of the trip.

Lesson #3: Look at every sign on a hike very closely so you don't get lost.

We console ourselves by going to the Ganter Brauhaus again for the biggest roast dinner ever, and strudel for dessert, and liqueur, the whole bit. The waitress gives us gummy hamburgers after we eat, I'm not sure why. Because we are little piggies? I steal the menu from this place, we love it so much. And I feel very, very naughty for doing so and Xander and I feel very exhilarated from this high life of crime we live. We're such losers.

We decide to have a drink at a bar which I thought was cosy because they had hairspray in the girl's bathroom (which I used! I'm such a product whore!) but actually turned out to be a strange place where the locals were trying to start shit with Xander, and the bartenders seemed totally drugged up. It was a strange end to a fun night of crime, and we went home feeling weird but happy to move on to the Alps the next day. See ya later, Freiburg!

Germany Part I: The Rhineland

August 6th: So we set off by 9 AM, all ready to rock and roll all the way to the Rhineland, where we are hoping to drink some wine and see a castle. By 12 noon, we have learned two important lessons. Lucky us to be learning so much so early in the trip.

Lesson #1: Don't realize you have left your cell phone at home when you are already at the army base picking up supplies. Especially when you have to have your phone on you because you are on standby. It means you have to drive an hour home again, after already driving an hour to the base, which is on the way to where you were going. Which sets you back, oh, at least two hours.

Lesson #2: Buy a car with Air Conditioning, regardless of whether the car with Air Conditioning is blue, rather than red (which you like much better), and doesn't have the cool wheels that the red one has.

So, we arrive in Moselkern, on the Mosel river valley, in the late afternoon, sweating like maniacs and cranky. OK, maybe I'm the cranky one. The scenery is very beautiful, vines after vines after vines. I can already taste the Riesling.




And we find our hotel, Zur Burg Eltz, which turns out to be bizarre. For so many reasons. But I don't care, and we take a nap. Upon rising, the weather seems to have cooled down.




We shower (a must) and head up the road, winding along the Mosel river (an eysore) to the little town of Koblenz for a nice meal and a glass of the good stuff. We end up at a lovely little place with a view of the river and friendly staff. The wine is delicious and the food fresh...all in all, a success.

Not so much of a success are our efforts to find a happening joint to have a brew back in Moselkern, which appears to have had its entire population massacred by zombies in the time we have been away. As such, we head for some seats outside of our strange hotel where the even stranger waitress/front desk girl/jill (or jack, we really can't tell) of all trades takes 45 minutes to pour us a Bitburger, which appears to be the Budweiser of Germany, except it's not crap. Once we settle into the silence with our beers, we feel a bit better but also congratulate ourselves for not staying in Moselkern more than 12 hours.

We wake up to dreary weather, which we don't care about because it's not 500 degrees and we have to drive to the Black Forest today. However, at this point we don't know that the dreary weather will continue throughout the week.

So off to Burg Eltz, the reason I dragged poor Xander to the Rhineland (besides the wine, of course). Somehow, by the grace of God, or whoever/whatever you believe helps you with these things, we find the parking for Burg Eltz. I really don't know how we found it. Really. It was like Groundhog Day up there in them hills. Which, incidentally, reminded me of a German version of Tuscany. What that means, I'm not sure, but they reminded me of Tuscany, anyway. Perhaps Tuscany with sausages instead of risotto, Bitburger instead of Prosecco.

We walk the surprisingly vigorous walk to the castle. I say surprising because somehow a horde of tourists, not so much in shape ones, have made it through the rain to the castle as well, which pisses me off because I am sweating. And because they are those super-rude tourists. You know the type.




We take a tour of the grand old castle, which is pretty rad, I admit, in Dutch and Xander translates. This is my life as of late. Not really knowing what the hell is going on. Which is what I wanted, so good. This 15-century castle rises out of the surrounding valley like a fortress...what a good vantage point to see who was coming to take you out. The Eltz family still owns it, crazily, but they don't live in it anymore. Which I don't blame them for, as it is drafty and likely haunted by 5000 or so ghosts.

After some goulash soup and a coffee, we get on the road to the south of Germany and Freiburg im Breisgau.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

The delay

Sorry, gang, I've been on holiday in Germany with my man...hence the absence of posts! I will be filling you in on good ol' Deutschland this week...but first, some photos of my pre-holiday trip to Gouda (pronounced "How-da" with that guttural, french-sounding "hhhhh" sound at the beginning. one of the Dutch language characteristics that makes the language exceedingly difficult for English-speakers. hell, we can't even pronounce Spanish correctly. reference the "guadalupe" river in TX.) which I could not resist posting, as they are just so Dutch! Also, some photos of X's family. Enjoy!

Xander's family


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On the left, Xander's uncle, and on his left, his wife/Xander's aunt. Xander's mum and dad on the right on this frame...Xander's aunt and uncle live in Gouda, so they were our hosts. Very nice people!

My very own pair of wooden shoes...


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Of course, I could not resist purchasing a pair of the renowned Dutch footwear. My pair is HUGE, as I am planning on using them for a purely decorative function. Unless I decide to buy a farm in Holland and get around the canals nearby on a boat and need to keep my feet warm in winter with hay shoved into the clogs. Of course.

Poffertjes!


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Okay, so not ALL Dutch food is, well, like English food. And you know what that means.

Poffertjes are super-yummy mini-pancakes that they put butter and powdered sugar on and you eat ém up! Yum, yum, yum!

Children painting wooden shoes!!


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Yes, Holland is very, very cute. Really, it is. Everyone rides bikes and children paint shoes! In public!

In front of Gouda's City Hall


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At the Gouda cheese market


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They do this re-enactment of the old-school cheese market every Thursday in Gouda in the summer--for all of the tourists like me who shriek with glee over the sight of Dutch women in clogs and blue dresses. And all of that cheese!

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Brussels: Enough Art Nouveau to make you dizzy!

And so we head to Brussels/Brussel/Bruxelles (English/Flemish/French--is your head spinning yet?). Another jammy navigation job by yours truly, ending up at the exact parking garage we need to be at. I know that was poor grammar. Anyway, upon first impressions, BXL is quite large, surprisingly so. It seems bigger than the 992,000 population cited by the dog-eared Lonely Planet.

So we check into the hotel, RIGHT OUTSIDE of the parking garage. What luck! It's the Novotel off Grand Place, and it actually turned out to be pretty nice. One of those business hotels done Euro-style, meaning: smaller, sort of mod, strange uncomfortable couch/chairs, and removable shower head. Oh, and the toilet is separate than the bathroom. This is an interesting Dutch/Belgian phenomenon, and very different from the toilet IN the shower that we had in our Barcelona loft. I must say I prefer the toilet outside of the bathroom. But it's got windows that open onto the street, which though quite central, is not loud at all. Score!


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First stop: The Grand Place, which is a couple of blocks away, and is staggeringly beautiful. I was, again, speechless, and again, that's hard to do. So this square began in the 12th century; and, rich from trading, Brussels had a large market in the Grand Place. Guilds built their headquarters on the square (so, the Place is bordered by these Guildhalls: The Baker's House, the Wheelbarrow for the grease-makers, The Fox for the haberdashers, The Golden Tree for the brewers, etc.), and it also featured the huge Town Hall with it's Gothic spire. Well, in 1695 Louis XIV of France bombed the crap out of BXL and the Grand Place, and destroyed it except for the Town Hall. The guilds rallied and rebuilt in 5 years! They rocked it! Anyway, it's beautiful: check it out.

The Town Hall is behind me...



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After drinking a strange cappuccino with whipped cream (!!) piled on top and paying about €5 for the pleasure of looking at the Grand Place while doing so, X and I headed to the Musee Horta, the one thing I absolutely had to see while in BXL. Victor Horta was an Art Nouveau architect who designed and built many buildings in Brussels. The Musee is his two adjoining houses that he built around 1900.


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The outside is not that special, but the inside was absolutely gorgeous. So much attention to detail--everything was finished, the keyholes even. Beautiful rich wood, caramel color, and peaches and gold adorned everything. I would never have thought these colors would be so lovely together, but I was in love. The dining room was like a metro station, all tile and metal. Beautiful. Xander's favorite detail was a little urinal in Horta's bedroom--it was fitted in a closet. Perfect for lazy boys. So lovely. Xander was bitten by the Art Nouveau bug, so we set off on our own walking tour of Art Nouveau around the Ixelles and St Giles neighborhood (but not until we checked out the strange Musee d'Art Fantastic, which I will spare you the details of).


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We found some lovely buildings, and enjoyed tring to spot the Art Nouveau building as we neared the address. It was interesting how many of them blended into the surrounding buildings until you looked at them closely, but others were outlandish. Now we are looking forward to seeing some of the Art Nouveau in Berlin, and hoping to make a trip to Paris at some point this fall.


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Time for a beer! We headed back to the hotel via the tram system and the metro, the latter of which was quite a shock after all the beautiful architecture we had just seem. Xander observed that the metro in Brussels looks just like the metro in Rotterdam, and we both bemoaned the 60's/70's architecture. What a blight on humanity. Back to the metro in Brussels: they had that same stupid pole in front of the exit that they had in Milano. Really convenient.

So we had a delicious beer at a Brasserie near our hotel. FYI: they speak French in Brussels. Then back to the hotel to get changed for dinner, and also to get sucked in to the Top 100 R&B countdown on MTV. The highlight: The Thong Song. Dumps like a truck, what what...it doesn't get more imaginative than that, friends. We finally manage to tear ourselves away to go to an obnoxious, trendy restaurant recommended by Lonely Planet (don't go to Belga Queen, FYI). Lucky for us, they had delicious food. But the service, crap, with stupid trendy uniforms and the place was one of those places that is decorated in some fancy way that they think will impress people looking to spend a lot of money on a Saturday night but which to people with any discretion looks like a way to convince me that the joint is cool. So I'll spend money there and like being treated like a nuisance by a snotty french-speaking waitress in an outfit that looks like a cross between a military uniform and a french maid's costume. This made me not miss New York.

To cleanse ourselves of the experience, a downer, we went to a very laid-back bar down the street, A la Mort Subite. Old and very casual, we had a great beer from a funny waiter in a normal waiter getup. Thank you, Lord. Then off to Falstaff, an Art Nouveau bar from one of Horta's disciples. The waiter there: also normal and in a normal outfit. And he was kind enough to fill us in on the fact that, to ask for the check, one did not say "le billet, s'il vous plait" ("the train ticket, please"), but "l'addition, svp". (sorry for the spelling) Which made us laugh heartily, as we had been asking for the train ticket for 12 hours. But he said it with a laugh.

And we walked home through the Grand Place, only getting lost once, and seeing the beautiful full moon over the guildhalls. Lovely.




The next morning, peeling ourselves out of bed after all the beer, we checked out of the hotel and headed to a Brasserie off the Grasmarkt near our hotel for some breakfast. Xander had an omelet with frites, me Quiche Lorraine with salad, and it was so delicious! X asked for mayonnaise for his frites and it took a little longer than expected, but it was HOMEMADE! No Hellman's here, y'all. This was the real thing, and it has completely changed my thoughts on mayo. I know like the stuff, and think it goes quite well on fries, with curry sauce (I've been in Holland too long). So I'm giving Xander a kiss before I go to the ladies' room, and realize that the funny French-speaking waiter is waiting for us to take our plates. I laugh, and say sorry, and he tells us that they have a room upstairs, we can take the key, and "lock ze door". It was very funny. I liked the folks in Brussels, except the lady near the toilet who made me pay 30 cents to use it. Considering that in Italy EVERYWHERE makes you pay, and this is my first time since arriving in Northern Europe that I have had to, I shouldn't complain.

We pick up more chocolates for good measure, and I snag one last street waffle, before we head to the car. I swear, these f'in waffles are like CRACK COCAINE. They are the most delicious things, and you don't have to put any topping on them or anything. There is sugar inside and coated on it, so much deliciousness I almost passed out.


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Our last stop in Brussels was the Musee Rene Magritte, which we again found miraculously, as the sign was literally sitting on top of the ground at an intersection and Xander happened to see it. We were way in the 'burbs of Brussels, a very ordinary street, and what turned out to be a very ordinary house. Apparently Magritte, a member of the Belgian surrealists, was married to a very conservative woman and actually left Paris because of a falling out with Andre Breton (the founder of the surrealist movement) over his wife wearing a cross to a party. And he painted in a three-piece suit. And it was clean afterwards, every time. So they lived in a very conservative house, and lived a very quiet life. It was interesting to say the least. I saw the fireplace and the window and the lamppost I have seen in so many of his paintings.




Perhaps to him the interest lay in taking this ordinary existence and finding the unusual in it. I've never been in any other artists' homes, but I was quite taken aback by the ordinariness of this one, as was Xander. Cool stuff. I would love to see where Breton or Dali lived now, or one of the Dadaists.

And then only a minor detour (unintentional) before heading home...but we got to see the Atomium from one of the World Fairs or something. It was pretty cool, very sci fi.


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And then we headed home to good ol' Holland, where the people are smart (but cheap, according to the Dutch themselves) and the roads are well-kept. But not before seeing one more celebration of Belgian beer...